On Sale: Dinner with Barack

5 07 2011

Epic fail: a fundraiser announced on June 16 promised donors-to-be that for a $5 donation, you could be entered into a drawing for dinner with Barack. Clever way to get more email addresses…but evidently…it didn’t work. As of July 5 – the night before the “deadline” to give - the price was cut to $3 for the chance dinner. AND Joe was added to the meal ticket.

They shouldn’t have lowered the price. They should have removed Barack from the chance meal.





Chili dogs: It’s What’s For Dinner

4 06 2011

Presidente forgot to check his wife’s calendar before chowing down on two chili dogs, fries and an extra bowl of chili at a Toledo restaurant. While he was packing on the calories, she was announcing the USDA’s new nutritional plate that has four eating categories: fruits, veges, grains and proteins. Chili dogs are not on the new grid.

This is kinda like him saying everyone needs to tighten their money belt while he runs the Oval Office heat at 80 degrees in the winter….because he is from Hawaii his spokesman said.

Consistency.

I'm not hungry for dinner honey...I ate at the office





Great for your next party…

12 07 2010

After she’s done wearing it, you can stuff it with candy, blindfold people, spin them around and have them take turns hitting it. The dress…it IS a pinata, right?





More Vacation for Tired Obama

29 05 2010

Memorial Day weekend is the second vacation for the Obama’s since the BP oil well disaster. He’s off to Chicago and will skip Memorial Day ceremonies at Arlington National Cemetery.

Vacation comes just days after saying “We will not rest” while addressing the oil spill – but evidently that only applied to the day he said it or something.





Hey – Let’s Go Golfing Instead!

20 04 2010

That classy President we have….

He could not attend this weekend’s funeral in Poland for their President and most of their entire political cabinet that died in a tragic airplane crash due to the Iceland volcanic ash. This is understandable – most of Europe is at a standstill with flights cancelled.

So instead, Mr. Hopenchange goes golfing. While the funeral is going on…where he is supposed to be….he is seen golfing instead.

At least the joke-of-a-vice-president Biden and Clinton went to the Poland embassy to sign a condolence book.

Fox reported this is the 32nd round of golf Obama has played since taking office in 2009. Compared to Bush, who had 28 rounds and stopped playing because he said in a time of war it seemed inappropriate to be playing golf. Now there was a classy President!





It’s the new toy at show and tell…

2 02 2010

When you don’t have a new truck or doll to bring for your school’s show-and-tell, just bring your teleprompter.

That’s our President – the great orator – unable to speak in an elementary school without electronic assistance.





Now Obama Bows To My Hometown Mayor…

2 02 2010

She’s a neat mayor, Pam Iorio, even though she is a Democrat, but seriously? Bow? Can someone tell our President that he’s the big one, big plane and all – and should not bow to anyone? Or is it his shoes? Are they dirty and he keeps looking at them???





After No Rest, Now No Finger Pointing…

5 01 2010

Oh the hits keep coming….

After proclaiming that “we will not rest” until the Christmas Day attempted airline bombing was figured out (and then he went golfing while vacationing in Hawaii), Obama has topped that with today’s quote to his security chiefs. He said:

“While there will be a tendency for finger pointing, I will not tolerate it”

I just fell off my chair. After his first year point the finger at Bush and blaming him for – well – everything – Commander Cool basically just told everyone to not blame him for this.





“We Will Not Rest”

29 12 2009

And on the third day, Obama spoke.

Taking a break from his Hawaiian vacation, Obama finally spoke for the first time about the Christmas Day attempted terrorist attack on an American plane. The dude arrested had enough explosives in his underwear to blow a hole in the plane and but thankfully, was stupid enough to not know how to light his bloomers on fire. The terrorist said more attacks were on the way. I think that’s a big deal, worthy of a comment from our leader on day one.

So the President finally said something about it today – three days later. He read from his speech – keeping his eyes on the paper, maybe intending to scare the paper rather than look the terrorists in the eye and get forceful. His best quote “We will not rest” just didn’t work while squeezing in the speech around his round of golf.





Let Me Be Clear….

19 10 2009

As if you are a child ignoring your mother….”Let me be clear” is the phrase you often hear from Mr. Magic SpeechObama Virginia Maker Obama. It is a scolding, condescending, drop-what-you-are-doing-and-listen-to-me phrase he uses again and again.

This is a great article about how often he has used the phrase. Click here.

Now if he would only BE clear about his policies – such as making a decision on the war in Afghanistan – he could have his talk match his walk.








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